pleatedjeans:

had to do a return today.

drunktrophywife:

if my selfies give you an erection lasting more than 24 hours please contact your doctor

(Source: smbloog)

martincrieffsbakedpotato:

stilesthejeepwhisperer:

I don’t know what Eurovision is but it sounds like Europe’s Hunger Games

that’s it

that is literally what it is

lecterer:

you know youve got it bad for a pairing when youre reading sexless domestic fanfiction

ricotez:

boy I do wonder who of these people will turn out to be plot relevant

baboushkat:

requirements to be my boyfriend are do not be a boy because girls are hotter

tupacabra:

“…and that’s my presentation.”

(Source: buttpoems)

drarna:

the reason why people are so hard to read is because they are composed of the letters a, t, c, and g in random sequences and as im sure you know, that doesn’t spell anything

perdu-me:

Things not to say to me while I’m eating:

• That’s a lot of food
• That’s not enough food
• You’re going to eat all of that???!??
• That looks gross
• That’s not healthy
• That looks healthy
• That’s disgusting
• Why are you eating that?
• I’m glad you’re eating more

In case you didn’t understand, DON’T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT MY EATING/FOOD/INTAKE WHETHER IT BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT.

tupacabra:

this is exactly what the end of the semester feels like

(Source: oisel)

marukaitechikuu:

romanorgasm:

willowmarith:

jesus when did spain get so hot?????

i didn’t mind him before but now it’s like????

well of course did u see that face of his before

the man got an extreme make-over

Hot damn.

scrapedknees:

au where dean died hunting by himself and sam inherits the impala except it’s the anchor to dean’s ghost and sam can’t make himself burn the thing down so he’s stuck with his jerk ghost of a brother